May 26, 2012 § 4 Comments
I love television. If you’re reading this then I’m guessing you do too. So, I’ve compiled a list of what I believe to be the very best characters in television. You will most likely agree with some and disagree with others – as is life. These are the characters I believe make the TV shows they star in worth watching, even though there are so many more I would have loved to add to this list.
20. Jack Bauer (24)
I feel sickened that I have to put Mr Bauer at number 20 but I’d say his personality isn’t as diverse as the following favourite characters. However, how could I not include a character that valued honesty and patriotism above everything else. Who saved thousands of people on countless occasions, spent a few years being tortured in China and still came out fighting. This is the man who rescued his family, stopped a nuclear bomb, recovered from a heroine addiction, stopped a fatal virus, uncovered a government conspiracy, stopped the release of biological weapons and ran away from the US government seeking revenge. If there was a list for the top 20 bad ass characters on the box then you can guarantee Jack Bauer would be number one.
Best moment: Jack Bauer showed how much of a true American hero he was when he had to reluctantly kill CTU Regional Director, Ryan Chapelle for the sake of his country.
19. Moss (The IT Crowd)
So, many people may claim that Moss shouldn’t be in the top 20 because he is a stereotype of what a geek is. However, it takes a true character to still be a stereotype whilst offering a completely different personality to anything that has ever been shown on TV before. He is funny, awkward, socially inept but also kind of cool.
Best moment: When Moss enters a Countdown competition and is challenged to play Street Countdown at the 8+ Club.
18. Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the City)
You will probably be either applauding or rejecting my decision to have Carrie in my top 20, but like it or not Sex and the City would be nothing without her. This show is one of the first TV shows with a strong leading lady and this show is god damn funny.
Best Moment: When she works as a model on a fashion shoot and falls on the catwalk in front of the audience. She recovered in the best fashion only Carrie Bradshaw could.
17. Tobias Beecher (OZ)
What I love about Beecher is the development of his character over the seven seasons. At first he starts out as this quite weak and naïve person who has been thrown into this crazy, violent world, but he rises up, goes a bit mad for a bit, and then becomes a harder version of the character that we fell in love with. Oz was a fantastic TV show, but Tobias gave it a heart and made me actually care about his freedom in comparison to most of his inmates.
Best moment: When he finally stands up to Schillinger in Season 1 and throws the chair through his cell.
16. Chandler Bing (Friends)
Ask anyone who the best character in Friends is and they will most likely say Chandler. While I love all of them individually, it is Chandler’s personality that stands out amongst the others. You couldn’t help but root for him even though at times he didn’t deserve it – remember how he cheated with Joey’s girlfriend Cathy?
Best moment: The episode where he tries to keep his relationship with Monica a secret and ends up kissing Phoebe and Rachel to cover it up.
15. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
What would The Big Bang Theory be without Sheldon Cooper? He is everything we don’t want in a friend, yet we all want to be friends with him. He’s rude, he’s sarcastic (without trying) and he’s selfish – and yet we still love him.
Best moment: When he flees Pasadena after his apartment is burgled and attempts to start a new life in a new city, only to be robbed the minute he steps in the coach station.
14. Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
Unlucky in love Liz Lemon is the sensible one at The Girly Show, which is saying something. Her lack of style, self respect and her ability to always fall for the wrong man makes us love her all the more. She’s awkward, she’s silly but she’s strong – and we love her because there is a Liz Lemon deep down inside all of us.
Best moment: When Liz meets Oprah on a plane only to realise that it wasn’t the chat show host at all.
13. Roger Sterling (Mad Men)
The silver fox is the king of one-liners. When he’s not attempting to woo a new woman then he’s dumping one. His eye is always firmly on his next conquest or the next glass of scotch, but he’s honest and smooth and you can see exactly why all the woman fall at his feet.
Best moment: When Roger is sick in front of an office full of clients after climbing hundreds of stairs.
12. Christopher Maltisanti (The Sopranos)
He killed gangsters. Dealt drugs, beat his girlfriend and even got her killed – so why the hell do we all love Christopher so much? However, you can’t help but root for the aspiring writer and want him to be Tony’s go-to guy when things get a little tough down in New Jersey.
Best moment: When he shoots the pastry guy in the foot for not serving him quick enough.
11. David Brent (The Office)
Everyone works with someone like David Brent. You know the guy, he thinks he’s funny and craves attention. That is the reason why he is such a fantastic character as he is extremely realistic and a little too close to home.
Best moment: It’s hard to choose one but I love the moment when he jokes with Dawn that she’s fired and makes her cry (or when he sings Free Love Freeway).
10. Carrie Mathison (Homeland)
There is no character like Carrie on TV. Her obsessive nature cause by bipolar ultimately makes her the best in her field – but it also makes her the biggest liability. She’s almost like a female Jack Bauer, except smarter and with less brawn.
Best moment: When she begs Brody’s daughter to ring her Father to stop him committing a terrorist attack on the Vice President.
09. Maggie (Extras)
I love Maggie for everything she is – silly, dim and kind. Her friendship with Andy is heart warming and her naivety is endearing. Jensen really does hold her own against Gervais whose characters have a tendency to dominate the scene. She’s like a brainless Liz Lemon which makes her character even more likeable.
08. Don Draper (Mad Men)
What’s smooth, stylish and charming? Don Draper, that’s what. This confident, handsome and no-nonsense character makes the 1950s look cool, and makes alcoholics look sexy. While you can’t help but hate his philandering ways, his dedication to his children and his job makes him both likeable and attractive. Men want to be him and women want to be with him.
Best moment: When Don meets Roger and begs for a job.
07. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)
Tony Soprano kills mobsters. He takes money from the poor. He runs a strip club. He cheats on his wife. He likes ducks.
Tony Soprano doesn’t take bullshit. He swears a lot. He kills his family members. He can drive a girl to suicide. He gets a little bit dizzy.
Need I say more?
Best moment: When Tony kills Ralphi.
06. Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
This serial killer is one of the most complex characters on TV – even he doesn’t have a clue who is. The fantastic thing about Mr Morgan is that he constantly learns things about himself every season, and often discovers that he is more human than he gives himself credit for. Therefore, he takes us on a journey each episode.
Best moment: When Dexter headbutts Doakes.
05. George Costanza (Seinfeld)
There is no one in the world that is more unlucky than George Costanza. This pompous idiot doesn’t deserve half of the good looking girls he manages to bag, and he still always messes it up or doesn’t want them. While many people would argue that Kramer is the true comic genius of the show, I would fight until the death that George is the true comedy talent. In fact, they should have just renamed the show to George.
Best moment: I was in a pool!
04. Ari Gold (Entourage)
You won’t find snappier dialogue than Ari Gold’s. He loves good rant and isn’t afraid of saying what he feels – unless he needs to lie to a client to keep them onboard. The family man with a mouth as dirty as a swamp, you won’t find a more passionate and ruthless man on TV.
Best moment: When he gets Lloyd back together with his boyfriend Tom in Season 4.
03. Walter White (Breaking Bad)
There’s only so much a man can take until he decides to sell drugs with a former student – and that moment was when Mr White was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. The once mild mannered goes all gangster to make sure he makes enough drug money to fund his medical treatment. Think Jack Bauer except on the wrong side of the law and a cool nickname.
Best moment: When he battles two gunned men unarmed in a parking lot and wins.
02. Omar (The Wire)
Omar is a gangster who dislikes any form of profanity and lives by a strict moral code. He’s a proud gay man who doesn’t care about the world knowing about his sexuality – and this can only be admired in such a violent and unpredictable gangland world. His intelligence ultimately makes him a force to be reckoned with. Like Batman, you don’t see him coming, but you know about it when he arrives.
Best moment: When he goes out to buy some cheerios in his bathrobe.
01. Niles Crane (Frasier)
You’ve either just wholeheartedly agreed with my number one choice or feel like throwing your computer across the room. If it’s the latter then you clearly have never seen Fraiser, and if you have then you really don’t appreciate it. Niles Crane is the ultimate character because at every point in this long series he offered us something new whilst always remaining true to the original character in season one. He can be many things at one – a hopeless romantic, a pompous fool, a selfish idiot and incredibly intelligent. He is also one half of the best TV romances of all time, and one half of the best brotherly-love relationships ever.
Best moment: When he can’t see how Daphne has put weight on and keeps feeding her chocolate.
May 11, 2012 § 1 Comment
As today is the UK movie release of Dark Shadows, it is the perfect opportunity to look back at the movie career of Johnny Depp and see where it all went so right. No doubt I’ll open up a bit of debate about the list, but with such a broad catalogue of films I went for the movies that really caught my imagination and made Depp stand out from all the other Hollywood actors.
10. Finding Neverland
Portraying the playwright J. M. Barrie, Depp depicted the writer’s relationship with the family that inspired Peter Pan. This uplifting movie brought both a smile and a tear, and was a great representation of Barrie’s life. Johnny Depp really brought the character to life and demonstrated that his acting skills aren’t dependant upon sensational characters.
9. Alice in Wonderland
Undoubtedly one of Depp’s most fantastical roles, he shined as the Mad Hatter in a somewhat average movie. While the film itself lacked pace at times, Johnny Depp’s performance confirmed yet again why he is one of entertainment’s most loveable actors.
8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The remake of this wonderful children’s film had to be great, and there was only one way to make sure it was: Johnny Depp. If you ask me about the movie then I’d struggle to remember much other than Depp himself. However, there are times when he scared the life out of me – but that’s what you expect from a Tim Burton film.
7. Cry Baby
I honestly didn’t think this film would be good, but I was so wrong. It’s so different to anything I’ve ever seen and it parodied famous musicals such as Grease. Johnny Depp plays the role of Wade ‘Cry Baby’ Walker who was a gang leader of the ‘Drapes’. Wade is most definitely the cool guy in a ground of delinquents, and it was one of the first unusual roles of many for the A-lister. If you haven’t seen it then you haven’t lived.
6. Ed Wood
Some of you might be thinking “what’s Ed Wood? I’ve never heard of it” – well shame on you! Ever wondered what it would be like to witness Johnny as a cross dressing alcoholic? Then you need to see this film. Ed Wood was the actor’s second collaboration with director Tim Burton, and its mixture of darkness and funny anecdotes make this film a must-see for all Depp fans.
5. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
If you have not seen this film then you need to head to your local DVD store and buy it now. While Leonardo DiCaprio is a massive scene stealer, Johnny Depp held his own and their acting complements each other. He silently portrays a brother struggling to be his brother’s carer and man of the house, whilst also trying to stay young and be in love.
4. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Unlike many Depp films, this movie is not for children. This black comedy shows the hilarious situations that his character Duke and friend Gonzo (Del Toro) find themselves in. While this movie isn’t for everyone, it has a massive cult following and this is most likely due to the performance of both leading men.
3. Sweeney Todd
Everything about this film screams genius to me. Johnny Depp plays the role of the serial killer wonderfully, and his relationship with Mrs Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter) is a delight. While his singing voice is something to be desired, the motivations of his character and his presence make this one of the best musicals to hit the cinema screens in recent years.
2. Pirates of the Caribbean
One of the most defining roles Johnny Depp has ever played is Captain Jack Sparrow. His drunken pirate humour, enviable charisma and comic timing is a talent that his fellow onscreen partners often struggle to achieve. Let’s face it, without him there would never have been a trilogy of this middle of the road story.
1. Edward Scissorhands
I’m sure it comes as no surprise to most of you that Edward Scissorhands is number one. This was the first collaboration with Tim Burton and ultimately led to a beautiful personal and professional relationship. Twenty-two years on from this fantastic movie, Depp and Burton are still collaborating on several projects. However, I think it is pretty fair to say that none have ever, and most likely will ever, compare to the vulnerable and sweet Edward Scissorhands.
This romantic fantasy film captured hearts across the globe when it was released in 1990, and follows the story of an artificial man who ends up living with a suburban family but falling in love with their teenage daughter.
So, do you agree with the list above? Or do you hate every word I’ve said? If so, I want to hear from you in the comment section below, and you can even leave your own list.
May 9, 2012 § Leave a comment
If you love good telly then I defy you not to love Homeland. It’s intelligent, it’s compelling and it has a bloody good story. I’ve been hooked since the first episode, so you can imagine how excited I was to see what the outcome would be.
Please be aware that this blog may contain spoilers, so if you have not watched the final episode or intend to then it’s probably best to check out some of my other blogs.
I’ve read that people are disappointed by the season finale and at first I was but, when I think about it, it ended kind of perfectly. Sure, nobody found out about Brody and everyone thinks that Carrie’s theory is part of her bipolar, and yes it’s frustrating, but isn’t that what good TV is all about?
Think about it, if Brody was caught and Carrie was hailed a hero, would you tune in for the next season? Would you hell. We need to know more, we want to know more and secretly we like that feeling of frustration.
I think it would be wrong to talk about the series without commenting on Claire Danes’ portrayal of mental illness. I doubt if a depiction has been done more successfully on television – unless you count Mildred Pierce which also featured Danes.
I will most definitely be tuning into the next season, and I’m happy that Damian Lewis will be back next season. The scene where he was about to kill the vice president but received a phone call from his daughter was nail biting, and honestly shown a different version of a terrorist’s mentality.
May 6, 2012 § Leave a comment
The latest US drama to hit the UK screens is Awake, and stars the wonderful Jason Issacs who most people will know as Lucious Malfoy from the Harry Potter movies.
In the opening five minutes you’ll be completely perplexed by the story, and it takes about twenty minutes or more to really get a grasp on it. So, let me break it down for you. LAPD Detective, Michael Britten (Issacs), is stuck in two parallel universes – one where his son is dead but his wife is alive, and one where his wife is dead and his son is alive. Britten also visits two different psychiatrists who both try to convince him that they are real people. Confused?
Once you’ve got your head around the complicated plot, you’ll be hooked in. The idea is ingenious and different, and it’s not hard to see why the joint production companies, 20th Century Fox and Teakwood Lane Productions, picked it up.
The acting is also superb. Issacs has an excellent American accent and is a professional scene stealer. BD Wong, most famous as Father Ray Mukuda in Oz, is also an excellent introduction and his relationship with the detective is compelling viewing. It also features Wilmer Vanderrama, you may know him as Fez from That 70s Show, and he is surprisingly good.
As pilots go, this is intriguing and I’ll definitely be tuning in for the next episode. While I can’t see it hooking me in quite like Homeland, I think it’s definitely worth a watch.
May 5, 2012 § Leave a comment
So, I recently read the three The Hunger Games books due to all the hype surrounding the novels and recently released movie. I adore the books so I was keen to find out whether the movie release could live up to the first novel.
Please be aware that there are spoilers in this blog, so if you want to save the details for the book or film then maybe this isn’t the blog for you. If not, read away.
First of all, let me tell you that I haven’t been so excited for a movie since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. However, I knew before stepping in the cinema theatre that it wouldn’t be as good as the book – these things never are.
One thing that really stood out once the movie started was the world Gary Ross created. The Capitol is truly more fantastical than I ever imagined, and the costume designs are out of this world. Effie Trinket and Caesar Flickerman are more animated than I could have imagined.
One of the biggest tasks of translating a book to the screen is ensuring you choose the right actors for the characters. In my opinion, Jennifer Lawrence had the harsh maturity, confidence and invulnerability that make Katniss Everdeen such an interesting protagonist. Peeta looked every inch the nice, naïve guy and Gale had the handsome, muscular good looks and the masculine confidence described in the book.
However, to me, there was one standalone character in the movie and that was Woody Harrelson’s Haymitch. Without a doubt they chose the perfect actor for the movie. His comic timing was brilliant and he really made the character his own. Lenny Kravitz was both a surprise and a treat as Cinna; however, he seemed to be more of a love interest to Katniss than a normal, supportive friend in the crazy world of the Capitol.
Now down to the nitty gritty: the story. So, was the film complement the book or was it one big waste of time? Well, it’s anything but a waste of time. If you haven’t read the book then you’re in for a treat that’s full of unexpected turns and exciting characters. If you have read the book then you’ll know what’s coming but that won’t make the journey any less enjoyable. While there are some significant changes in the movies – such as who gave Katniss the mockingjay pin and the fact that Peeta gets to keep his leg – it still ties in well with the story. I can see why Prim gave Katniss the pin in the film and not Katniss’s school friend Madge, as it cements their relationship. The fact that Peeta keeps his leg will also make him appear stronger in the two upcoming films, so the audience won’t doubt that he isn’t up to the job to protect the love of his life.
How do the romances play out? I’d say they’re quite identical to the book. You know from the moment you read about Peeta that he loves Katniss, and this is really demonstrated in the film, too. Gale and Katniss’s bond is just as strong in the movie and, in my opinion, came across a little sweeter on screen.
The saddest part of the film has to be when Rue is killed by Marvel, which is undoubtedly the most emotional part of the novel. It’s also the time when we see Katniss at her most vulnerable, and it definitely makes you root for her even more. Her relationship with Rue undoubtedly reflects her relationship with her sister and this interesting device makes you feel as if Prim is always in the arena with her.
The action sequences are brilliant, if not a little fast, but maybe that’s because they were so spread out in the book – and I suppose it’s to be expected in a two and a half hour film. Maybe I just wanted it to never end.
So, if you’ve read the book and worried that the movie might ruin it for you, don’t be. This film really is a must-see and it pays to go in not expecting it better as you’ll come out satisfied. Just like Harry Potter, it takes a fantastic script, magnificent director and a talented cast to compete with such a wonderful work of literature. Unlike the Twilight movies, it won’t completely murder the story with bad acting.
If you haven’t read the books and are considering seeing the film, then I urge you to do so. It’s undoubtedly one of my top films of the year, so why not go and see The Hunger Games until all the hype of The Avengers and American Pie Reunion has died down.
May 3, 2012 § 2 Comments
Glee has lost its charm. I’m sorry to say it but it really has. The musical show used to be about fun, amusing one-liners and tongue in cheek plots. It put musicals on the map, made geeks look cool and allowed you to enter a world where some people’s lives sucked a little bit more than yours.
Now, it’s like watching an episode of Saved by the Bell but without Screech and Mr Belding. While this show was originally targeted at teenagers, it also received an older demographic which once upon a time it catered for. Now it’s just trying to teach me something, and as a fully grown adult I don’t need to be told what’s right and wrong. I learnt all that myself when I was younger.
You might be reading this and thinking “well it’s a show for kids” and you’re right – but it also became a show for adults and now it’s in fear of losing half of its demographic. What happened to Sue Sylvester? She’s about as cold as a hot water bottle. What happened to Brittany’s brain? She seems to be showing sense. What happened to Rachel’s annoying attitude? She’s actually liked by the rest of the New Direction kids.
I understand the show has to change in order for it to still appear fresh for the audience, but they are changing the characters and not the storylines. How tiresome it is to watch Rachel and Finn look into each other’s eyes all sickly. How boring it can be to see Blaine or Kurt come close to having another affair. Do something different!
Glee is also full of the most useless characters in the world. Think about it, what exactly does Tina do? She says the odd line when Quinn isn’t around. Where’s Puck? Has even had a storyline this season? The one saving grace this season was the newbie Rory and even he seems to have dropped off the radar.
The fact that Rachel, Kurt, Finn and Puck will all be bowing out this year too also makes me really wonder what will become of New Directions. As this show is seriously running out of storylines, and the characters left can’t match the big personalities of Lea Michele and Chris Colfer. The only thing that might give this show one more season is Darren Criss, and even he is lacking his usual energy.
Glee needs to go back to its roots. It needs to be everything we watched it for. It needs to be different.